status: intentionally broken
We're not lost.
We're just renovating.
Our engineers are in the server room, fueled by lukewarm coffee, arguing about semicolons. The site will be back before they run out of snacks.
FixedConvinced intern not to touch prod
FixedUn-deleted the homepage
WorkingTeaching the database to behave
QueuedTurning it off and on again, officially
Repair progress82%
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